Basically, this guide from Germany is not about how to avoid electrocution, but how to die in unpleasant and incredibly improbable ways. Like peeing on an electric wire.
Man, and I always thought that sounded so fun.
The best part about this, though, is the comments that the viewers left on the images.
First is this:
- This is just a generic missile, not necessarily the one used.
“With this provocative act, North Korea has ignored its international obligations, rejected unequivocal calls for restraint, and further isolated itself from the community of nations,” U.S. President Barack Obama said in a statement.
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“We have made it very clear to the North Koreans that their missile launch is provocative, it puts enormous strains on the six-party talks and that they should stop the launch,” Obama said while on a stop in France.
Obama warned that the United States will join with its allies to take “appropriate steps” to let North Korea know it can’t violate United Nations rules and get away with it.
The missile passed Japan, but as of now, the UN does not know where the missile is headed. North Korea says it is only a rocket. We can only hope.
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Second is this:

There’s days when I think I’ve seen pretty much everything on the internet. And then something like this comes up and whacks me upside the head.
No, it’s not really available, but I’d sure as heck buy that.
Due to an overwhelming tsunami of requests from YOU THE PEOPLE, we have decided to TRY and bring this to life. We have no clue if the suits at Lucasfilms will grant little ThinkGeek a license, nor do we know how much it would ultimately retail for. But if you are interested in ever owning one of these, click the link below and we’ll try!
Now I only need to find a child to kidnap.
















